Nine things dogs dont understand-Funny Story-

Nine things dogs dont understand		Previous 5 topics: Buy alligator shoes Cow on train tracks Two angry neighbors Ten Signs That Youre At A Bad Zoo Sounds of the Wild Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password Investigating a terrible accident Cat technical support problems This dog is acting bad I think that Im a chicken
	1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet. 4. The cats have every right to be in the living room. 5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid 6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk 7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can. 8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once. 9. No, it's my food....Oh alright then, just a small piece.