Blonde Compassion-Funny Story-

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	A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead,were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man andsaid "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on. Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on. Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed? The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!". She said "Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in."