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| A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit andenquired of his father, if they could discuss his useof the car. His father said, "I'll make a deal with you.You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'lltalk about the car." Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, andsettle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After aboutsix weeks they went in to the study, where his fathersaid, "Son, I've been real proud. You've brought yourgrades up, and I've observed that you have beenstudying your Bible, and participating a lot more inthe Bible study groups. But, I'm real disappointed,since you haven't gotten your hair cut." The young man paused a moment, and then said,"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I'venoticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson hadlong hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses hadlong hair and there's even a strong argument thatJesus had long hair also." To this his father replied, "Did you also notice theyall walked everywhere they went?" |
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