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Football FINALLY makes sense. . . |
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| A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.They had great seats right behind their team's bench.After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants andall the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they werekilling each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of thegame, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get thequarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!! |
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