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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, andnoticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who wasa priest, said, " I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father ofmany."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and twograndchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" andwent back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over andsaid,"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of yourcollar."