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There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a soundlike a frog, Grandpappy?

Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, "No, I don't reallywant to make the sound of a frog now."

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Willyou please make a sound like a frog?"

Grandpa again says, "No, not now. I don't really want to do that.I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."

Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please...Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?"

"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpaasked.

The little boy replied with a hopeful face, "Well, Mom said that whenyou croak we get to go to Disney World!"