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A little girl was out with her Grandmother when theycame across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk."What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dogon top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath iscarrying him to the doctor."

"They're just like people, aren't they Grandma?" saidthe little one.

"How do you mean?" asked the Grandma.

"Offer someone a helping hand," said the little girl,"and they screw you every time!"