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	1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an IslandIf you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like EmilyRichardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breathes through an assh*le on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross theocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistleto make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eatingbeans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is alwaysscreaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my bigsister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels cangive you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I thinkthey have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)