Letter to a Nosey Mom-Funny Story-

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	A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I elopedwith my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with allhis piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only thatmom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in histrailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me andthat's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurtanyone and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who areproviding us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to findthe AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit,so you can know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted toshow you that there are worse things in life than the school's reportcard that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!