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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washingtonrecently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girlswere beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press theirlips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night,the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would putthem back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with themaintenance man....She explained that all these lip prints were causinga major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors everynight. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors,she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort wasrequired. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet,and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There areteachers, and then there are educators...