Power Outage-Funny Story-

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	Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. Thehouse was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-oldgirl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helpeddeliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidipushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. Theparamedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connorbegan to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked thewide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in thefirst place......... smack his ass again!"