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	A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bedwas nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelopepropped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elopewith my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom andyou. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice - even withall her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant, and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is somuch older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stackof firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more childrenwith me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll begrowing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaineand ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find acure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care ofmyself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to knowyour grandchildren. Your son, John PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. Ijust wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when itis safe for me to come home.