The Mortgage-Funny Story-

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	For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgageon this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the frontdoor with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"