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	Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americanswhen abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belongto your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care ofthemselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessivelypatriotic to the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they canbe bothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to performthe anthem. Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more Americanchannels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one therewatches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, andbasketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey,hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms inevery sport they play them in. Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still callit "English". Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything theysay in an attempt to get laid. Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on anisland. Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live onan island. Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, &liquor in a backwards country. Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, &liquor in a backwards country. Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it. Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morallysuspect. Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure areinherited things. Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. isnt the World Great!