European Etiquette-Funny Story-

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	An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to thebathroom something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't findany public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the sidestreets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a Londonpolice officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta go." "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away." The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started urinatingon the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward theofficer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?" "No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."