French Woman-Funny Story-

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	The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a welldressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need thatseat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed andsaid, You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see mylittle FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but afteranother trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facingthe woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired. The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....!" The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up thedog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing thewrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."