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| A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman were out at the beach. Suddenlythey spied a beautiful mermaid sunning herself in a shoal. The Frenchman walked up to her with desire in his eyes and said,"Beautiful mermaid, have you ever been keesed?" The mermaid said "No, I haven't." So the Frenchman said, "Zen I weel show you." And the Frenchman kissed thebeautiful mermaid passionately for half an hour. Then the Italian spoke up. "Mermaid, have-a you ever been fondled?" The mermaid said "No", So the Italian said "Then I will-a show you." And the Italian passionatelyfondled the mermaid for half an hour. Then the Scotsman spoke. "Byootiful mairmaid, have ye ever been skrooed?" The mermaid said, "No, I haven't." To this the Scotsman replied, "Well ye have now, the tide went out an hourago!" |
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