Polish Divorce-Funny Story-

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	A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect,and they got along very well.One day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstoreand put on shelf in bathroom.I can read, and it say:"Polish Remover"