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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and theylived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managedto communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had toshop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. Shedidn't know how to put forward her request, and in esperation, lifted up herskirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn'tknow how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher herbreast.

The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find away to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

What were you thinking?

Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!