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| The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. Irubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and shescreamed for five full minutes at the end." The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbedher body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and shescreamed for fifteen minutes." The Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. Irubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made love, and shescreamed for over six hours." The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They asked, "What could youhave possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?" The Jewish man says, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread!!!" |
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