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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visaapplication. The border official look s over his shoulder,and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' intothe small space labeled 'SEX'.

The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what wemean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."

"Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.