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| An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed hisoptions with his doctor. The doctor said, "We have 3 possibledonors; the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in anautomobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessmanwho never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet.The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30years. Which do you want?" "I'll take the lawyer's heart", said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient whyhe had chosen the donor he did. "It was easy", said thepatient, "I wanted a heart that hadn't been used." |
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