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| I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wishto be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinheadpoliticians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their livesdepended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up thebills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least oneof the following: ______a cold beer ______a glass of wine ______a Bloody Mary ______a Margarita ______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini ______a Vodka and Tonic ______ a Bourbon on the rocks ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control ______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page ______ a new rifle ______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointedperson and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes andcall it a day. Signature: ___________________________ Date: ___________________________ |
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