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	WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress isconsidering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, thenation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. Thesource was quoted to say, " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time oranother and Cheney actually had the guts to do it". In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, whichissues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag alawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Currently Texas huntersare required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually.The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long. Thedepartment further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, saleshave been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting stamps.