The Negotiator-Funny Story-

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	A lawyer is sitting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful women sitsdown next to him. The lawyer seeing opportunity buys the women a beer andproceeds to hit on her. He then asks her, "Would you sleep with me for amillion dollars?" The women looks at him and says, "You know for a million dollars, sure." The Lawyer then asks, "Would you sleep with me for 20 dollars?" The women is instantly upset and yells, "Twenty dollars, what do you thinkI am some kind of whore?!" The lawyer then looks at her and says, "Well, we have already establishedthat fact. Now we are just negotiating."