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| The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him tocontribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of atleast $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like togive back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did yourresearch also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, andhas medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um... No." "Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, isblind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apologybut was interrupted when the lawyer added, "Or that my sister'shusband died in a traffic accident?" the lawyer's voice rising inindignation, "Leaving her pennyless with three children?" The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, saidsimply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give anymoney to them, why should I give any to you?" |
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