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Some women are gathered and the subject of conversationturns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says"We're Catholic so we can't use it."

The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythmmethod."

The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucermethod."

"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the othersask.

"Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. Wemake love standing up with him standing on a bucket, andwhen his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out fromunder him