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	A young girl on a year's training course in SouthAfrica recently received a "Dear John" letter fromher boyfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. Thedistance between us is just too great.I must admit that I have cheated on you twice,since you've been gone, and it's not fair toeither of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, John Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues forany snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends,brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. Inaddition to the picture of John, Mary included allthe other pictures of the pretty lads she hadcollected from her buddies. There were 57 photos inthat envelope along with this note: Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who thef*ck you are. Please take your picture from thepile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Mary