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| A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, "Perfect timing. You're justlike Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabby: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - allthe time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened likethat to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabby: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won theGrand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an operabaritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him playthe piano. He was an amazing guy" Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special" Cabby: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. Could remembereverybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and whichfork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse,and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everythingright." Passenger. "Wow, some guy then." Cabby: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid trafficjams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he nevermade a mistake" Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around." Cabby: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good andnever answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing wasalways immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! Henever made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabby: "Well, I never actually met Frank." Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?" Cabby: "I married his f*cking widow." |
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