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| Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says"Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin,is there anything you can do to help me?" After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here'ssomething you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting readyfor bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when yourhusband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginitysnapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this.They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wifegets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg,finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elasticband, and the hubby asks, "What the *@#% was that?" The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginitysnapping." The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!" |
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