My Lucky Day-Funny Story-

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	She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." He thinks, "This is my lucky day", and gives it his all on the kitchen table. He says afterwards, "What was that all about?" She says, "The egg timer's broken."