Tattoos-Funny Story-

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	A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?' 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my rightthigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.''No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get up onthe table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up andexamines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indignantly, 'and I can prove it.' With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off thestreet he can find; it happens to be the town drunk. 'Well, what do you think?' the woman asks, spreading her legs. 'Do youknow who these men are?' The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. 'I'm notsure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle isdefinitely Willie Nelson!'