Three Men in a Bar-Funny Story-

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	Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorneyand a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "Forher birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love mebecause she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife'sbirthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me becauseshe got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going tobuy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't likethe T-shirt she can go f*ck herself!"