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Trip to New York

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A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had justfinished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that shehad neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to godown to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of36-C bras.

He said, "Ah'l go down raht now." So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop.

The saleslady said, "May I help you sir?" When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras.

She asked, "Would you like two Playtex?"

He answered, "Ah'd luv ta little lady, but mah wife's a'waitinfer me up in the room."