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A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, " I got a hot datetonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack o' dem rubbers gonna cost me?

The pharmacist responds, "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 withtax."

To which the redneck replies, "TACKS! Gawd a'mighty,...........don'tthey stay on by therself.