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| Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided tosave up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after strugglingto the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge-------into the wind he goes! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin bout the good oldays when maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims. Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw." She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently overthe tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw," she says. "Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!" |
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