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	A couple, both bonafide Red necks, had nine children. They went to thedoctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this? The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 childrenbeing born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want aMexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.