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| A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the roadstrayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in acloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. Afarmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killedyour rooster, please allow me to replace him." "Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back." |
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