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	This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in thebayou country of Louisiana, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcocktale, it's real. This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on areal dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard hecould hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a carmoving slowly approaching and appearing ghostlike in the rain.It slowly crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride really bad theguy jumped in the car and closed the door, only then did he realize thatthere was nobody behind the wheel. The car slowly started moving and theguy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running.The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve, stilltoo scared to jump out, he started to pray and beg for life; he was surethe ghost car would go off the road and into the bayou and he wouldsurely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared thru thedriver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safelyaround the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappearevery time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take andjumped out of the car and ran to town. Wet and in shock, he went into abar and voice quivering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then toldeverybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped andeverybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling thetruth and not just some drunk. About half an hour later two guys walkedinto the bar and one says to the other, "Look Boudreaux, ders dat idiotthat rode in our car when we was pushin' it to the gas station!!"