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| A pretty blonde woman is driving down a countryroad in her new sports car when something goeswrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happensto be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on thedoor. When the farmer answers, she says to him,"It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don'tknow what to do! Can I stay here for the nightuntil tomorrow when I can get some help?" "Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, butI don't want you messing with my sons Jed andLuke." She looks through the screen door and sees two menstanding behind the farmer. She judges them to bein the early twenties. "Okay," she says. After they have gone to bed for the night thewoman begins to get a little horny just thinkingabout the two boys in the room next to her. So shequietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you theways of the world?" They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to getpregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three of themgo it all night long. Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on thefront porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman thatcame by here about forty years ago and showed usthe ways of the world?" "Yeah", says Luke, "I remember." "Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" "Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not." "Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take thesethings off!" |
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