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	A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma andbagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and wasabout to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden whodidn't like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbillyto show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahomahunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reachedover and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "Thisduck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansashuntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced aKansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over andgrabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't noKansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got an Arkansaslicense?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced anArkansas license. The warden then reached over and picked up the thirdduck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck.This here duck's from South Carolina.You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet andbrought out a South Carolina hunting license.The game warden was extremely frustrated at thispoint, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from? "The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped hispants, and said "You tell me, you're the expert!!".