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| 1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3. No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager. 4. You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes each onlyhaving no more than 6 cans each. 5. Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior to 10 am. 6. While outside of your trailer you must be at least partiallyclothed.* 7. If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please closethe curtains. * 8. When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film crews, pleaseprovide the management prior written notice so that certain residentsmay be forewarned. 9. Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the front lawn.However, they may remain there until you are sober enough to collectthem with the understanding you will collect them within 7 days whethersober or not. 10. When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be advisedthat in the event the sidewalks need to be repaired or replaced due tothe weight of your date, you will be responsible for all cost incurred. Note* (Exemptions to rules 6 & 7 may be provided to women betweenthe ages of 18 and 35. Please submit a photograph to the manager forapproval.) Following these simple rules should make your stay in our trailer parkmore enjoyable for everyone. |
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