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| A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "Ialmost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but thenI stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five HailMary's and put $50 in the poor box." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walkedover to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I sawthat.You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, andaccording to you, that's the same as putting it in!" |
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