Atheist Holiday-Funny Story-

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	In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidaysand decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by theconstant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate.The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless andassigned their sharpest attorneys to the case. The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of theACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared "Case dismissed!" The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can youpossibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances.And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah ...and yet myclient and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your client is too confused to knowabout, or for that matter, even celebrate the atheists' holiday!" The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?" The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date---April 1st!"