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| A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest,"bless me,father,for i have sinned. "i was with seven women last night" The priest is silent for a moment,then says "go home and cut seven lemons in half. squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp. "And i`ll be forgiven?" asks the man. "No." replies the priest ,"but it will wipe that smirk off your face." |
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