Cabbie and the Nun-Funny Story-

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	A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the veryhandsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to askyou, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1,you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic." The ! cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single andCatholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they getback on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."