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| A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypasssurgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nunsat a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questionsregarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he hadhealth insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law." |
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