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| One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastorof a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. Ithappened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched asthe offering was collected and saw a little old lady put thedistinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity,approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and Igive some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he dofor a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does hepractice?" The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in LasVegas and one in Reno." |
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