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	A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walkedinto a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping withmusic and dancing but every once in a while the lightswould turn off. Each time after the lights would goout the place would erupt into cheers. However, whenthe revelers saw the nun, the roomwent dead silent.She walked up to the bartender, and asked," May Iplease use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "I really don't think youshould." "Why not? " the nun asked. "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, andhis most private part is covered only by a fig leaf. " "Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the otherway." So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top ofthe stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After afew minutes, she came back out, and the whole placewas hopping with music and dancing again. However,they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loudround of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don'tunderstand. Why did they applaud for me just because Iwent to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said thebartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the figleaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in thewhole place. Now, how about that drink, Sister