Old Sparky-Funny Story-

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	On a given night, 2 death row inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted onold sparky. While one execution is in progress, the pastor administers tothe other condemned man in his cell. "Don't worry my son", says the pastor, "as soon as the high voltagereaches your brain, it numbs all your senses, so you won't feel a thing." Suddenly some horrible screams are heard throughout the entire cell block.The pastor immediately ask one of the guard "What is all this screamingabout?" Not to worry pastor, we had a power failure, so we're finishing the firstexecution "by candles".